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A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!

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Achoo!

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My, oh my, are you catching a cold? Take care, now.

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You're sounding pretty nasal yourself, Kazuma-san.

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I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you.

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You're the one who threw it in the fireplace, though.

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My, oh my, feeling hungry?

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Actually, I guess I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

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You're the one who got carried away and spent all our money on booze, though.

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But... everyone was having so much fun partying!

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That looks like the fancy bubbly I had hidden under my bed...

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I wonder if the pawn shop's open...

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Give it back! That's my last bottle!

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It's my last hope!

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I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now!

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And if I can't, I'll just drink it all right here!

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Maybe that would warm me up a little!

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Don't! I can't fall asleep if I'm not holding that bottle!

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You're making demands like that after burning my tracksuit?!

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You ought to go sell that raiment, too!

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What are you saying?!

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This raiment is part of my identity as a goddess!

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There's no way I can sell it!

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Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?!

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Steal!

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Kazuma-sama!

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I'm sorry for getting carried away, so please stop!

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Shut up!

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We haven't repaid any of our debt and Darkness still isn't back!

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You should be more concerned about that!

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Trouble, Kazuma! Major trouble!

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Who are you?

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KONOSUBA! God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2

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Episode 4 A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!

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Huh? She's... glad?

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Kazuma! Can't you save this kind of play for later?!

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Wait... Is that you, Darkness?

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We were so worried!

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Darkness!

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Kazuma... Kazuma, he...

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He stripped me against my will

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and wants to sell my most intimate possession!

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Wha?!

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Hey! Word choice!

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Welcome back, Darkness.

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Oh, Megumin. It's good to be back.

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That cat...

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I won't ask what happened.

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First, take a nice, long bath...

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and let your body and soul recover...

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Uh, what are you talking about?

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I'm more curious about what Aqua was describing...

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No doubt about it. This is an expensive dress.

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You must've been through so much...

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Where are you getting your weird ideas?!

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Do you think the lord had his way with me or something?

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We're just glad you're back.

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Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out.

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You're wrong! He didn't have the guts to demand that much from me!

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Look at this! This is the problem!

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What is it?

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Wow, what a handsome guy!

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Pisses me off.

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What are you doing?!

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My hands moved on their own...

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So the hot guy is the lord's son, huh?

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In exchange for the lenience you received, he demanded

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an arranged marriage meeting with his son.

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The reason I was away for so long

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is because I was trying to figure out a way to prevent it.

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My father doesn't hold Aldarp in high regard,

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but he thinks highly of his son.

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He's the one most excited about the idea.

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Please! Come with me,

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and help me convince my father!

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Here you go.

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How about it? Good as new, right?

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How is it that you're so versatile when it comes to stuff like this?

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It's true...

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If we don't do something, our valuable crusader is going to be married off.

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Our valued...

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Thank you, Aqua.

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She'll be... married?

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Which means our crusader who can't land any hits will be leaving our party?

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No one would be able to tell it's not the original!

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Literally godly skills! You can praise me some more—

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That's it!

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I'm Kazuma.

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What do you mean, I should accept the arranged marriage?!

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Don't you care if Darkness can't adventure with us anymore?!

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Look, refusing the arrangement

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is just going to make that lord guy even less reasonable!

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That's true...

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In that case, you have to accept the arrangement, but then ruin it!

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Ru—

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And do it without hurting your family's name.

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That's it! Let's do that!

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If it works, I won't have to slap my father silly

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every time he brings up the subject of marriage!

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I feel bad for your old man...

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Satou Kazuma!

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Is Satou Kazuma here?!

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Wh-What is it this time?!

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There are strange monsters surrounding the town.

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Do you know anything about that?

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Huh?

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You will accompany us at once.

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We have to refuse.

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One of our most precious comrades is facing a grave crisis!

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We cannot afford to ignore it!

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Megumin...

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Hey, calm down!

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Hang on...

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Aqua I can manage,

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but Megumin is weirdly smart about certain things.

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Better to get her out of the way.

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Megumin...

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Please, go.

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If there's a large number of monsters,

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that's a job for your explosion magic.

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It's okay. You can leave Darkness to Aqua and me.

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But...

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You're the only one who can do this.

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I'm the only one?!

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We're counting on you, ultimate arch wizard!

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I will demonstrate my power!

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KONOSUBA!

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Y-You're certain, then, Lalatina?

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I am, Father.

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I, Lalatina, have decided to attend the meeting for this arranged marriage.

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And these two are...?

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My adventuring friends.

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They will accompany me at the meeting as a temporary butler and maid.

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How does it fit?

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I think it's okay.

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Hey, that looks good on you.

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You look like a proper servant!

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I think the "wannabe-butler who's trying too hard" look suits you too, Kazuma.

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Oh, that was so funny.

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If we weren't in a noble's mansion,

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I would've had to let you have it.

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Right, Miss Lalatina?

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D-Don't call me "Miss Lalatina"!

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Her father ended up asking me for help.

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He requested I ensure his daughter wouldn't cause an incident.

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And if the meeting goes well, he'll reward me!

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I can't help but feel motivated.

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You know what to do, right? I'm counting on you.

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I'm glad you decided to attend the meeting.

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I want you to find happiness, Lalatina.

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Please, Father.

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I simply said that I'd consider the arranged marriage.

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What?

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And after considering it,

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I've decided that it's still too soon for me to get married.

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It's too late now!

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I agreed to meet with him, but I never said I would marry him!

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I'll destroy it...

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I'll destroy this stupid meeting!

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L-Lalatina!

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Please refrain from using such vulgar language.

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You'll give your partner a bad impression.

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You rat! Are you betraying me?!

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I am currently serving as a temporary butler for the Dustiness family.

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My wish is for your happiness, milady.

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K-Kazuma-kun!

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Damn you, Kazuma!

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Sir Walther!

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So you've come...

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You're the one they intend for me to marry?

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I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina!

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You can call me Mistress Dus—

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Milady! Please watch your step!

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I thought you were going to help me!

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Did you forget the part about not besmirching your family's name?

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If I have a bad reputation, fewer people will consider marrying me,

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and I can continue to focus on adventuring!

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I'm even prepared to be disinherited!

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Even then, I will survive as best I can

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and continue accepting quests I'm unqualified for,

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until I am overwhelmed and captured by the Devil King's army,

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held down by them...

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That's the kind of life I want!

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You finally came out and admitted it...

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Besides, he's far from my type of man.

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First, he seems to be of absolutely decent character.

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He never angers toward anyone.

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He works hard

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and was strong enough to achieve knighthood at the earliest age on record.

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That sounds pretty good to me.

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How?!

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If you're a noble, you should act like one,

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with a vulgar grin on your face at all times!

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What exactly is that pure, focused gaze of his?!

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I want something more...

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Like what Kazuma always does,

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when he looks at me as if he's licking me all over with his gaze!

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I-I-I do not look at you that way!

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He never angers?!

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What a moron!

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Using a maid's mistakes to subject her to all kinds of punishment

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is what nobles are supposed to do!

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Besides, the type I like is

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the polar opposite of such a competent man!

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He's not particularly attractive and can be either scrawny or fat.

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He needs to be weak-willed enough that, despite my love for him,

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he's easily strung along by another woman's affection.

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Someone who's in rut all year round— the more perverse, the better!

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A failure at life, who tries to take the easiest route possible!

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And if he's in debt, that'd be even better!

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Then he could drink all day and never work,

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and complain that it's society's fault he's a loser!

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He'd throw an empty bottle at me while saying...

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"Hey, Darkness.

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Why don't you use that nasty body of yours to earn us some cash?"

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Damn it all! This girl is completely hopeless!

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Well, let me introduce myself.

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I am Alexei Barnes Walther.

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I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina.

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I'll spare you the specific details of my family.

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Telling them to an upstart noble's son

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wouldn't do any—

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Is something wrong?

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N-Nothing. It's just, seeing your face made me feel si—

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Eee!

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It seems meeting you has made milady a bit over-excited, Walther-sama.

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Actually, she does seem quite flushed...

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I must say, I'm embarrassed.

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Hey, milady.

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Mouth off any more and you're gonna get it even colder, got it?

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I-I consider it a reward.

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The daughter of this household never breaks character.

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I suppose I might be in the way here.

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Why don't you two go for a walk in the garden?

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What was that?! Awesome! I should have her teach me later!

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Do you have any hobbies?

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I enjoy a bit of goblin hunting—

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You certainly seem to get along well.

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Did I overdo it?

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Hee-hee.

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Hee-hee?

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Yes, this butler accompanies me at all times.

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We take our meals and baths together...

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A-And of course, in bed at night...

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Where exactly is this pervert's shame threshold?

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Enough! I can't put up with this any longer!

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Now, Walther, was it?

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You'll accompany me to the training hall, now!

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I'll test your mettle there!

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Hey! Darkness...

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See?!

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If you're a noble,

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you should learn to maintain a lascivious gaze, like Kazuma here!

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Miss Lalatina, I am a knight.

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I could never raise my sword to a woman.

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You spineless wretch...

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Well, Kazuma over here claims to be an advocate of gender equality,

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and then boasts about his willingness to dropkick women!

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To be honest, I came here to turn down the arranged marriage.

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But after seeing you, I've changed my mind.

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You speak frankly, but you still have a charming side.

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It's refreshing how you don't mince words,

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and the way you treat your servant as an equal...

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I've taken an interest in you.

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Isn't this enough?! Why won't you give up?!

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What's wrong?!

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Don't hold back! Keep it coming!

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Show me the strength of your resolve!

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This entire time, Darkness's sword hasn't hit anything,

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with Walther having the clear advantage... and yet...

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I concede.

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I may have greater skill, but your strength of will was greater.

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I cannot strike you any more.

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You are a truly strong person.

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It feels like he's given in

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after Darkness demonstrated how firm her resolve is...

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But knowing how her head works, I just can't be impressed.

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You spineless fool!

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Fine, come on, Kazuma!

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Demonstrate your ruthlessness and depth of depravity to Walther!

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What the heck is she saying?

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I'd actually like to see

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the kind of fighting a man who's earned Miss Lalatina's trust would display.

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And here's Walther, making things worse.

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Well, the arranged marriage is off anyway...

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Besides, I doubt you'd spread any bad rumors about milady here.

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Yes! That's it, Kazuma!

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I've actually been waiting to face off against you!

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Now, give me everything you have—

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Is something wrong?

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I didn't expect you to use magic in a duel of swords...

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Is that how it works?

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What a creep.

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It's clear Kazuma-san is unrivaled at the art of sexual harassment.

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Such a creep.

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I wasn't trying to—

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See, Walther?!

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You need to pay close attention to how he does this sort of thing!

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Oh, damn it!

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You want everything I have?! Then here it comes!

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Freeze!

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H-He's a demon!

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Not only does he douse her with water in winter,

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but then he uses ice magic?!

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Well, he earned names like "Crapuma" and "Kazutrash" for a reason.

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This total lack of mercy!

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Th-This... is so good!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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That's it, Darkness!

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Puny Kazuma has no chance against you in a grappling match!

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I am so gonna sell off that raiment of hers later!

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You think you can overpower me?! How insulting!

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The difference in strength between a crusader like me and an adventurer like you is—

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You should know I wouldn't fight fair!

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We've known each other long enough! Figure it out!

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Ow!

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D-Drain Touch, eh?

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But before you can drain my stamina,

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I'll break your arms!

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G-Go ahead and try— Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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This is bad... I keep draining, but this workhorse isn't slowing down!

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H-Hey... How about a little wager?

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The loser has to do any one thing the winner says.

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Very well! When I win, I'll have you kneel before me!

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Here's my chance!

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All right, then, it's a promise.

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And when I win, you can cry and beg, but I'm not gonna stop!

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Wh-What are you going to do?

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Something that'll have you crying and begging for forgiveness!

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I can already picture you desperately begging me for mercy...

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I'll make you say, "Please stop! Please forgive me!"

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Oh, don't get ahead of me, you greedy girl!

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Because what I have in mind is way crazier than whatever you're thinking!

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Wha— S-Stop it!

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I-I want to resist, but the Drain Touch is sapping my strength...

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At this rate, I will lose...

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I'm gonna drain your stamina until you pass out!

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I've got something crazy for you when you wake up!

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Look forward to it!

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No matter how you humiliate me, my heart will nev—

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Crazy?

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Something crazy...

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S-Something... crazy...

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Something crazy?!

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Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out.

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K-K-K-Kazuma!

0:18:36.24 - 0:18:40.09

Wh-What were you planning to do with my leftover bathwater?!

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Sh... Sho...

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Shomefing cwazy!

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I-I win!

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I see why they call you "Kazutrash"!

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How rude!

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I just came by with something to... drink...

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They did it.

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Okay, execute them.

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No! You've got it all wrong!

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KONOSUBA.

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My daughter has always been a bit awkward around people...

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Even after becoming a crusader, she was still alone.

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Every day, she'd drop by Eris-sama's church,

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praying for friends to adventure with...

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And then, one day, she finally had one.

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She was so happy when she returned and told me about the thief girl she had met.

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Her mother died when she was young, so I may have spoiled her a bit...

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But I also tried to let her have her freedom.

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Maybe that wasn't for the best...

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Nah, I think that's her, not you.

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Miss Lalatina is a wonderful woman.

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If it weren't for Kazuma-kun, I'd sincerely want to marry her myself.

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Sorry, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

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I think you can make Miss Lalatina happier than I could.

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Hey, you wanna step outside?

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I don't care if you're a lord's son!

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Kazuma-san, cut it out! You're gonna get me executed, too!

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Kazuma-kun, please continue to look after my daughter.

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Make sure she doesn't do anything too foolish.

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Please.

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Uh... Well... Sure.

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Oh, you're awake.

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These clothes... Is it already over?

0:20:43.02 - 0:20:45.34

Did you do something foul to me while I was unconscious?!

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I did not! I haven't done anything yet!

0:20:48.01 - 0:20:51.77

While you were asleep, things got kinda serious!

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Hee-hee.

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Hee-hee?

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Father, Walther-sama...

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Please, forget about this arranged marriage meeting.

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I've been keeping it a secret, but...

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Kazuma's child is growing inside me...

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Hey! How the hell can you say that about a virgin like me?!

0:21:12.73 - 0:21:15.77

I see. You're having Kazuma-kun's child, then?

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I'll tell my father that I decided to refuse the arrangement.

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That'll probably be more convenient.

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Uh... Yeah...

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He's a really nice guy...

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C'mon, man, take Darkness off my hands!

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Hee-hee.

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A grandchild... My first grandchild...

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F-F-F-Finally, I'll have a darling grandchild...

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I didn't realize the two of you were like that...

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G-Gotta tell someone... Gotta tell the guys in town!

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That Kazutrash and Darkness are—

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Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here?!