0:00:00.86 - 0:00:02.14Achoo!
0:00:02.38 - 0:00:05.61My, oh my, are you catching
a cold? Take care, now.
0:00:05.61 - 0:00:08.18You're sounding pretty nasal
yourself, Kazuma-san.
0:00:08.18 - 0:00:10.58I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you.
0:00:11.22 - 0:00:14.52You're the one who threw it
in the fireplace, though.
0:00:17.17 - 0:00:19.54My, oh my, feeling hungry?
0:00:19.78 - 0:00:23.46Actually, I guess I haven't
eaten breakfast yet.
0:00:23.46 - 0:00:27.92You're the one who got carried away and
spent all our money on booze, though.
0:00:30.87 - 0:00:34.37But... everyone was having
so much fun partying!
0:00:35.82 - 0:00:41.18That looks like the fancy bubbly
I had hidden under my bed...
0:00:41.35 - 0:00:44.80I wonder if the pawn shop's open...
0:00:45.13 - 0:00:48.45Give it back! That's my last bottle!
0:00:48.45 - 0:00:49.83It's my last hope!
0:00:49.83 - 0:00:51.55I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now!
0:00:51.55 - 0:00:53.69And if I can't, I'll just
drink it all right here!
0:00:53.69 - 0:00:55.95Maybe that would warm me up a little!
0:00:56.13 - 0:01:00.16Don't! I can't fall asleep if
I'm not holding that bottle!
0:01:00.35 - 0:01:03.21You're making demands like that
after burning my tracksuit?!
0:01:03.21 - 0:01:05.50You ought to go sell that raiment, too!
0:01:05.73 - 0:01:06.97What are you saying?!
0:01:06.97 - 0:01:10.00This raiment is part of my
identity as a goddess!
0:01:10.00 - 0:01:11.63There's no way I can sell it!
0:01:11.63 - 0:01:13.76Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?!
0:01:14.73 - 0:01:16.51Steal!
0:01:18.76 - 0:01:20.52Kazuma-sama!
0:01:20.52 - 0:01:23.47I'm sorry for getting carried
away, so please stop!
0:01:23.47 - 0:01:24.53Shut up!
0:01:24.53 - 0:01:27.65We haven't repaid any of our debt
and Darkness still isn't back!
0:01:27.65 - 0:01:29.77You should be more concerned about that!
0:01:30.27 - 0:01:32.61Trouble, Kazuma! Major trouble!
0:01:37.48 - 0:01:38.53Who are you?
0:01:46.87 - 0:01:54.13KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
0:03:10.00 - 0:03:13.50Episode 4 A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!
0:03:14.96 - 0:03:16.79Huh? She's... glad?
0:03:16.79 - 0:03:19.55Kazuma! Can't you save this
kind of play for later?!
0:03:19.89 - 0:03:21.81Wait... Is that you, Darkness?
0:03:21.81 - 0:03:23.55We were so worried!
0:03:23.55 - 0:03:25.50Darkness!
0:03:25.50 - 0:03:27.56Kazuma... Kazuma, he...
0:03:27.85 - 0:03:29.15He stripped me against my will
0:03:29.15 - 0:03:32.27and wants to sell my most intimate possession!
0:03:32.27 - 0:03:32.85Wha?!
0:03:33.05 - 0:03:34.23Hey! Word choice!
0:03:34.38 - 0:03:36.30Welcome back, Darkness.
0:03:36.30 - 0:03:38.70Oh, Megumin. It's good to be back.
0:03:38.70 - 0:03:39.96That cat...
0:03:39.96 - 0:03:41.83I won't ask what happened.
0:03:41.83 - 0:03:44.64First, take a nice, long bath...
0:03:44.64 - 0:03:47.46and let your body and soul recover...
0:03:47.82 - 0:03:50.31Uh, what are you talking about?
0:03:50.31 - 0:03:53.36I'm more curious about
what Aqua was describing...
0:03:55.51 - 0:03:58.42No doubt about it.
This is an expensive dress.
0:03:59.86 - 0:04:01.86You must've been through so much...
0:04:01.86 - 0:04:03.63Where are you getting your weird ideas?!
0:04:03.84 - 0:04:06.90Do you think the lord had his
way with me or something?
0:04:07.43 - 0:04:09.41We're just glad you're back.
0:04:09.41 - 0:04:12.80Go on, take that warm bath
and cry your heart out.
0:04:12.80 - 0:04:17.25You're wrong! He didn't have the
guts to demand that much from me!
0:04:17.64 - 0:04:19.40Look at this! This is the problem!
0:04:19.40 - 0:04:20.32What is it?
0:04:20.82 - 0:04:23.03Wow, what a handsome guy!
0:04:23.22 - 0:04:23.94Pisses me off.
0:04:23.94 - 0:04:25.55What are you doing?!
0:04:26.28 - 0:04:27.58My hands moved on their own...
0:04:30.70 - 0:04:33.33So the hot guy is the lord's son, huh?
0:04:33.73 - 0:04:36.72In exchange for the lenience
you received, he demanded
0:04:36.72 - 0:04:38.79an arranged marriage meeting with his son.
0:04:39.32 - 0:04:41.44The reason I was away for so long
0:04:41.44 - 0:04:45.09is because I was trying to
figure out a way to prevent it.
0:04:45.44 - 0:04:48.19My father doesn't hold Aldarp in high regard,
0:04:48.19 - 0:04:50.55but he thinks highly of his son.
0:04:51.26 - 0:04:53.50He's the one most excited about the idea.
0:04:53.90 - 0:04:55.87Please! Come with me,
0:04:55.87 - 0:04:57.52and help me convince my father!
0:04:59.15 - 0:05:00.06Here you go.
0:05:00.60 - 0:05:01.98How about it? Good as new, right?
0:05:02.49 - 0:05:05.99How is it that you're so versatile
when it comes to stuff like this?
0:05:06.75 - 0:05:07.82It's true...
0:05:07.82 - 0:05:11.75If we don't do something, our valuable
crusader is going to be married off.
0:05:12.10 - 0:05:13.09Our valued...
0:05:14.26 - 0:05:15.67Thank you, Aqua.
0:05:15.67 - 0:05:18.34She'll be... married?
0:05:18.34 - 0:05:23.80Which means our crusader who can't
land any hits will be leaving our party?
0:05:23.80 - 0:05:27.35No one would be able to
tell it's not the original!
0:05:27.35 - 0:05:30.60Literally godly skills!
You can praise me some more—
0:05:32.99 - 0:05:35.31That's it!
0:05:37.96 - 0:05:39.06I'm Kazuma.
0:05:41.26 - 0:05:43.34What do you mean, I should
accept the arranged marriage?!
0:05:43.34 - 0:05:46.32Don't you care if Darkness can't
adventure with us anymore?!
0:05:46.84 - 0:05:48.78Look, refusing the arrangement
0:05:48.78 - 0:05:52.39is just going to make that
lord guy even less reasonable!
0:05:52.76 - 0:05:53.51That's true...
0:05:53.51 - 0:05:56.33In that case, you have to accept
the arrangement, but then ruin it!
0:05:56.33 - 0:05:57.19Ru—
0:05:57.19 - 0:05:59.87And do it without hurting your family's name.
0:05:59.87 - 0:06:01.86That's it! Let's do that!
0:06:01.86 - 0:06:04.40If it works, I won't have to slap my father silly
0:06:04.40 - 0:06:06.84every time he brings up
the subject of marriage!
0:06:07.73 - 0:06:09.57I feel bad for your old man...
0:06:10.01 - 0:06:11.60Satou Kazuma!
0:06:11.60 - 0:06:14.02Is Satou Kazuma here?!
0:06:15.56 - 0:06:17.44Wh-What is it this time?!
0:06:17.99 - 0:06:20.62There are strange monsters
surrounding the town.
0:06:20.62 - 0:06:22.19Do you know anything about that?
0:06:22.48 - 0:06:23.29Huh?
0:06:23.29 - 0:06:24.90You will accompany us at once.
0:06:25.51 - 0:06:26.53We have to refuse.
0:06:26.77 - 0:06:31.15One of our most precious comrades
is facing a grave crisis!
0:06:31.15 - 0:06:33.69We cannot afford to ignore it!
0:06:34.74 - 0:06:35.79Megumin...
0:06:35.79 - 0:06:37.29Hey, calm down!
0:06:37.76 - 0:06:39.13Hang on...
0:06:39.52 - 0:06:41.16Aqua I can manage,
0:06:41.16 - 0:06:43.98but Megumin is weirdly smart
about certain things.
0:06:43.98 - 0:06:46.17Better to get her out of the way.
0:06:46.60 - 0:06:47.26Megumin...
0:06:48.54 - 0:06:49.76Please, go.
0:06:51.01 - 0:06:53.01If there's a large number of monsters,
0:06:53.01 - 0:06:54.97that's a job for your explosion magic.
0:06:55.38 - 0:06:59.33It's okay. You can leave
Darkness to Aqua and me.
0:06:59.33 - 0:07:00.21But...
0:07:02.09 - 0:07:04.73You're the only one who can do this.
0:07:05.72 - 0:07:07.65I'm the only one?!
0:07:07.85 - 0:07:10.84We're counting on you,
ultimate arch wizard!
0:07:11.46 - 0:07:14.00I will demonstrate my power!
0:07:17.10 - 0:07:18.58KONOSUBA!
0:07:20.56 - 0:07:23.58Y-You're certain, then, Lalatina?
0:07:24.11 - 0:07:25.99I am, Father.
0:07:25.99 - 0:07:30.22I, Lalatina, have decided to attend the
meeting for this arranged marriage.
0:07:30.86 - 0:07:32.24And these two are...?
0:07:32.24 - 0:07:34.55My adventuring friends.
0:07:34.55 - 0:07:38.81They will accompany me at the meeting
as a temporary butler and maid.
0:07:43.39 - 0:07:45.19How does it fit?
0:07:45.49 - 0:07:47.21I think it's okay.
0:07:52.66 - 0:07:54.31Hey, that looks good on you.
0:07:54.65 - 0:07:57.12You look like a proper servant!
0:07:57.12 - 0:08:01.29I think the "wannabe-butler who's trying
too hard" look suits you too, Kazuma.
0:08:01.49 - 0:08:04.32Oh, that was so funny.
0:08:04.32 - 0:08:06.09If we weren't in a noble's mansion,
0:08:06.09 - 0:08:08.58I would've had to let you have it.
0:08:08.58 - 0:08:10.36Right, Miss Lalatina?
0:08:10.36 - 0:08:12.93D-Don't call me "Miss Lalatina"!
0:08:13.89 - 0:08:16.94Her father ended up asking me for help.
0:08:17.46 - 0:08:20.91He requested I ensure his daughter
wouldn't cause an incident.
0:08:22.86 - 0:08:27.81And if the meeting goes
well, he'll reward me!
0:08:28.27 - 0:08:30.94I can't help but feel motivated.
0:08:31.37 - 0:08:34.06You know what to do, right?
I'm counting on you.
0:08:38.41 - 0:08:41.95I'm glad you decided to attend the meeting.
0:08:42.40 - 0:08:44.69I want you to find happiness, Lalatina.
0:08:45.28 - 0:08:47.03Please, Father.
0:08:47.03 - 0:08:50.72I simply said that I'd consider
the arranged marriage.
0:08:50.72 - 0:08:51.59What?
0:08:52.96 - 0:08:54.68And after considering it,
0:08:54.68 - 0:08:58.22I've decided that it's still too
soon for me to get married.
0:08:58.47 - 0:08:59.97It's too late now!
0:09:00.23 - 0:09:03.95I agreed to meet with him,
but I never said I would marry him!
0:09:03.95 - 0:09:05.48I'll destroy it...
0:09:05.48 - 0:09:08.23I'll destroy this stupid meeting!
0:09:08.98 - 0:09:10.94L-Lalatina!
0:09:11.34 - 0:09:13.78Please refrain from using such vulgar language.
0:09:14.71 - 0:09:16.76You'll give your partner a bad impression.
0:09:16.76 - 0:09:17.99You rat! Are you betraying me?!
0:09:17.99 - 0:09:21.35I am currently serving as a temporary
butler for the Dustiness family.
0:09:21.94 - 0:09:25.00My wish is for your happiness, milady.
0:09:25.23 - 0:09:26.73K-Kazuma-kun!
0:09:26.73 - 0:09:27.88Damn you, Kazuma!
0:09:36.83 - 0:09:37.76Sir Walther!
0:09:38.96 - 0:09:40.45So you've come...
0:09:40.45 - 0:09:42.80You're the one they intend for me to marry?
0:09:42.80 - 0:09:45.06I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina!
0:09:45.06 - 0:09:46.59You can call me Mistress Dus—
0:09:46.59 - 0:09:49.40Milady! Please watch your step!
0:09:49.67 - 0:09:52.19I thought you were going to help me!
0:09:52.37 - 0:09:56.07Did you forget the part about not
besmirching your family's name?
0:09:56.07 - 0:09:58.84If I have a bad reputation,
fewer people will consider marrying me,
0:09:58.84 - 0:10:01.20and I can continue to focus on adventuring!
0:10:01.67 - 0:10:03.72I'm even prepared to be disinherited!
0:10:03.72 - 0:10:05.48Even then, I will survive as best I can
0:10:05.48 - 0:10:08.03and continue accepting
quests I'm unqualified for,
0:10:08.03 - 0:10:10.80until I am overwhelmed and captured
by the Devil King's army,
0:10:10.80 - 0:10:12.34held down by them...
0:10:12.66 - 0:10:14.88That's the kind of life I want!
0:10:15.41 - 0:10:17.99You finally came out and admitted it...
0:10:17.99 - 0:10:21.80Besides, he's far from my type of man.
0:10:22.22 - 0:10:24.49First, he seems to be of
absolutely decent character.
0:10:24.49 - 0:10:26.06He never angers toward anyone.
0:10:26.06 - 0:10:27.23He works hard
0:10:27.23 - 0:10:30.15and was strong enough to achieve
knighthood at the earliest age on record.
0:10:30.43 - 0:10:32.30That sounds pretty good to me.
0:10:32.30 - 0:10:32.98How?!
0:10:33.16 - 0:10:34.72If you're a noble, you should act like one,
0:10:34.72 - 0:10:36.93with a vulgar grin on your face at all times!
0:10:37.79 - 0:10:40.90What exactly is that pure,
focused gaze of his?!
0:10:40.90 - 0:10:42.12I want something more...
0:10:42.45 - 0:10:44.23Like what Kazuma always does,
0:10:44.23 - 0:10:46.71when he looks at me as if he's
licking me all over with his gaze!
0:10:46.71 - 0:10:48.79I-I-I do not look at you that way!
0:10:49.26 - 0:10:50.97He never angers?!
0:10:50.97 - 0:10:51.82What a moron!
0:10:51.82 - 0:10:54.75Using a maid's mistakes to subject
her to all kinds of punishment
0:10:54.75 - 0:10:56.59is what nobles are supposed to do!
0:10:57.09 - 0:10:59.23Besides, the type I like is
0:10:59.23 - 0:11:01.47the polar opposite of such a competent man!
0:11:01.90 - 0:11:05.75He's not particularly attractive and
can be either scrawny or fat.
0:11:05.75 - 0:11:08.99He needs to be weak-willed enough
that, despite my love for him,
0:11:08.99 - 0:11:11.48he's easily strung along by
another woman's affection.
0:11:11.48 - 0:11:14.85Someone who's in rut all year round—
the more perverse, the better!
0:11:14.85 - 0:11:19.06A failure at life, who tries to
take the easiest route possible!
0:11:19.06 - 0:11:20.91And if he's in debt, that'd be even better!
0:11:20.91 - 0:11:23.24Then he could drink all day and never work,
0:11:23.24 - 0:11:25.88and complain that it's
society's fault he's a loser!
0:11:25.88 - 0:11:28.41He'd throw an empty bottle
at me while saying...
0:11:29.36 - 0:11:30.45"Hey, Darkness.
0:11:30.45 - 0:11:33.58Why don't you use that nasty body
of yours to earn us some cash?"
0:11:37.07 - 0:11:39.65Damn it all! This girl is completely hopeless!
0:11:41.65 - 0:11:43.51Well, let me introduce myself.
0:11:44.24 - 0:11:46.51I am Alexei Barnes Walther.
0:11:46.83 - 0:11:49.85I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina.
0:11:50.50 - 0:11:53.20I'll spare you the specific
details of my family.
0:11:53.20 - 0:11:55.45Telling them to an upstart noble's son
0:11:55.45 - 0:11:57.29wouldn't do any—
0:11:57.29 - 0:11:58.42Is something wrong?
0:11:58.76 - 0:12:02.77N-Nothing. It's just, seeing
your face made me feel si—
0:12:02.77 - 0:12:04.20Eee!
0:12:05.73 - 0:12:10.81It seems meeting you has made milady
a bit over-excited, Walther-sama.
0:12:11.60 - 0:12:14.33Actually, she does seem quite flushed...
0:12:14.33 - 0:12:16.04I must say, I'm embarrassed.
0:12:16.94 - 0:12:18.22Hey, milady.
0:12:18.22 - 0:12:21.66Mouth off any more and you're
gonna get it even colder, got it?
0:12:21.66 - 0:12:23.57I-I consider it a reward.
0:12:23.57 - 0:12:26.68The daughter of this household
never breaks character.
0:12:28.68 - 0:12:30.81I suppose I might be in the way here.
0:12:31.38 - 0:12:34.52Why don't you two go for a walk in the garden?
0:12:45.17 - 0:12:47.66What was that?! Awesome!
I should have her teach me later!
0:12:47.66 - 0:12:48.91Do you have any hobbies?
0:12:49.22 - 0:12:50.91I enjoy a bit of goblin hunting—
0:12:53.02 - 0:12:55.33You certainly seem to get along well.
0:12:55.57 - 0:12:57.21Did I overdo it?
0:12:57.57 - 0:12:58.05Hee-hee.
0:12:58.05 - 0:12:58.73Hee-hee?
0:12:58.73 - 0:13:03.14Yes, this butler accompanies me at all times.
0:13:03.14 - 0:13:05.15We take our meals and baths together...
0:13:05.48 - 0:13:08.47A-And of course, in bed at night...
0:13:10.28 - 0:13:14.14Where exactly is this
pervert's shame threshold?
0:13:14.14 - 0:13:18.27Enough! I can't put up
with this any longer!
0:13:20.40 - 0:13:22.32Now, Walther, was it?
0:13:22.71 - 0:13:24.95You'll accompany me to
the training hall, now!
0:13:25.43 - 0:13:27.87I'll test your mettle there!
0:13:28.09 - 0:13:30.49Hey! Darkness...
0:13:30.88 - 0:13:31.65See?!
0:13:31.65 - 0:13:32.66If you're a noble,
0:13:32.66 - 0:13:36.11you should learn to maintain a
lascivious gaze, like Kazuma here!
0:13:36.96 - 0:13:39.53Miss Lalatina, I am a knight.
0:13:40.01 - 0:13:42.13I could never raise my sword to a woman.
0:13:42.29 - 0:13:44.36You spineless wretch...
0:13:44.36 - 0:13:47.88Well, Kazuma over here claims to
be an advocate of gender equality,
0:13:47.88 - 0:13:51.58and then boasts about his
willingness to dropkick women!
0:13:53.76 - 0:13:58.19To be honest, I came here to
turn down the arranged marriage.
0:13:58.91 - 0:14:01.60But after seeing you,
I've changed my mind.
0:14:01.95 - 0:14:05.15You speak frankly, but you
still have a charming side.
0:14:05.56 - 0:14:08.29It's refreshing how you don't mince words,
0:14:08.29 - 0:14:11.39and the way you treat your
servant as an equal...
0:14:12.62 - 0:14:14.50I've taken an interest in you.
0:14:15.36 - 0:14:19.17Isn't this enough?! Why won't you give up?!
0:14:22.15 - 0:14:23.19What's wrong?!
0:14:24.67 - 0:14:27.64Don't hold back! Keep it coming!
0:14:27.64 - 0:14:29.55Show me the strength of your resolve!
0:14:31.00 - 0:14:34.42This entire time, Darkness's
sword hasn't hit anything,
0:14:34.42 - 0:14:37.23with Walther having the clear
advantage... and yet...
0:14:39.76 - 0:14:40.77I concede.
0:14:41.50 - 0:14:45.00I may have greater skill, but your
strength of will was greater.
0:14:46.40 - 0:14:48.53I cannot strike you any more.
0:14:49.76 - 0:14:52.28You are a truly strong person.
0:14:52.64 - 0:14:54.09It feels like he's given in
0:14:54.09 - 0:14:56.58after Darkness demonstrated
how firm her resolve is...
0:14:56.92 - 0:15:00.54But knowing how her head works,
I just can't be impressed.
0:15:00.54 - 0:15:02.20You spineless fool!
0:15:02.20 - 0:15:03.37Fine, come on, Kazuma!
0:15:03.37 - 0:15:06.55Demonstrate your ruthlessness
and depth of depravity to Walther!
0:15:06.99 - 0:15:09.43What the heck is she saying?
0:15:09.77 - 0:15:11.15I'd actually like to see
0:15:11.15 - 0:15:15.18the kind of fighting a man who's earned
Miss Lalatina's trust would display.
0:15:15.54 - 0:15:17.93And here's Walther, making things worse.
0:15:18.85 - 0:15:20.90Well, the arranged marriage is off anyway...
0:15:21.40 - 0:15:25.58Besides, I doubt you'd spread any
bad rumors about milady here.
0:15:25.58 - 0:15:27.15Yes! That's it, Kazuma!
0:15:27.45 - 0:15:29.94I've actually been waiting
to face off against you!
0:15:29.94 - 0:15:32.46Now, give me everything you have—
0:15:36.62 - 0:15:38.01Is something wrong?
0:15:38.01 - 0:15:41.35I didn't expect you to use
magic in a duel of swords...
0:15:41.35 - 0:15:42.88Is that how it works?
0:15:46.10 - 0:15:47.44What a creep.
0:15:47.44 - 0:15:50.57It's clear Kazuma-san is unrivaled
at the art of sexual harassment.
0:15:50.57 - 0:15:52.18Such a creep.
0:15:52.18 - 0:15:53.17I wasn't trying to—
0:15:53.17 - 0:15:54.24See, Walther?!
0:15:54.24 - 0:15:56.84You need to pay close attention
to how he does this sort of thing!
0:15:56.84 - 0:15:58.14Oh, damn it!
0:15:58.57 - 0:16:01.64You want everything I have?!
Then here it comes!
0:16:01.87 - 0:16:03.51Freeze!
0:16:04.83 - 0:16:06.30H-He's a demon!
0:16:06.30 - 0:16:08.37Not only does he douse her
with water in winter,
0:16:08.37 - 0:16:09.82but then he uses ice magic?!
0:16:10.04 - 0:16:14.96Well, he earned names like "Crapuma"
and "Kazutrash" for a reason.
0:16:17.33 - 0:16:19.04This total lack of mercy!
0:16:19.04 - 0:16:23.71Th-This... is so good!
0:16:24.02 - 0:16:26.09Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:16:26.09 - 0:16:27.69That's it, Darkness!
0:16:27.69 - 0:16:30.74Puny Kazuma has no chance
against you in a grappling match!
0:16:30.74 - 0:16:34.43I am so gonna sell off
that raiment of hers later!
0:16:34.67 - 0:16:38.31You think you can overpower
me?! How insulting!
0:16:38.43 - 0:16:42.39The difference in strength between a crusader
like me and an adventurer like you is—
0:16:44.42 - 0:16:47.25You should know I wouldn't fight fair!
0:16:47.25 - 0:16:48.94We've known each other long
enough! Figure it out!
0:16:48.94 - 0:16:50.82Ow!
0:16:54.16 - 0:16:56.24D-Drain Touch, eh?
0:16:56.24 - 0:16:59.13But before you can drain my stamina,
0:16:59.13 - 0:17:01.50I'll break your arms!
0:17:02.23 - 0:17:05.50G-Go ahead and try— Ow, ow, ow, ow!
0:17:05.50 - 0:17:09.27This is bad... I keep draining, but
this workhorse isn't slowing down!
0:17:10.17 - 0:17:13.43H-Hey... How about a little wager?
0:17:13.43 - 0:17:17.51The loser has to do any
one thing the winner says.
0:17:17.66 - 0:17:21.52Very well! When I win,
I'll have you kneel before me!
0:17:21.52 - 0:17:22.77Here's my chance!
0:17:23.15 - 0:17:25.40All right, then, it's a promise.
0:17:25.40 - 0:17:28.29And when I win, you can cry and
beg, but I'm not gonna stop!
0:17:28.29 - 0:17:30.02Wh-What are you going to do?
0:17:30.02 - 0:17:33.51Something that'll have you crying
and begging for forgiveness!
0:17:34.39 - 0:17:37.94I can already picture you desperately
begging me for mercy...
0:17:37.94 - 0:17:41.16I'll make you say, "Please stop!
Please forgive me!"
0:17:41.16 - 0:17:44.36Oh, don't get ahead of me, you greedy girl!
0:17:44.36 - 0:17:48.13Because what I have in mind is way
crazier than whatever you're thinking!
0:17:48.41 - 0:17:51.76Wha— S-Stop it!
0:17:51.76 - 0:17:56.55I-I want to resist, but the Drain
Touch is sapping my strength...
0:18:01.59 - 0:18:04.35At this rate, I will lose...
0:18:04.35 - 0:18:07.84I'm gonna drain your stamina
until you pass out!
0:18:07.84 - 0:18:10.88I've got something crazy
for you when you wake up!
0:18:10.88 - 0:18:13.36Look forward to it!
0:18:14.20 - 0:18:18.63No matter how you humiliate
me, my heart will nev—
0:18:18.63 - 0:18:20.12Crazy?
0:18:20.68 - 0:18:22.00Something crazy...
0:18:22.53 - 0:18:25.08S-Something... crazy...
0:18:25.95 - 0:18:27.62Something crazy?!
0:18:28.23 - 0:18:34.26Go on, take that warm bath
and cry your heart out.
0:18:34.75 - 0:18:36.24K-K-K-Kazuma!
0:18:36.24 - 0:18:40.09Wh-What were you planning to do
with my leftover bathwater?!
0:18:40.74 - 0:18:42.93Sh... Sho...
0:18:43.17 - 0:18:47.17Shomefing cwazy!
0:18:50.35 - 0:18:52.02I-I win!
0:18:52.62 - 0:18:54.60I see why they call you "Kazutrash"!
0:18:54.60 - 0:18:55.86How rude!
0:18:56.43 - 0:18:59.64I just came by with something to... drink...
0:19:13.94 - 0:19:15.64They did it.
0:19:15.64 - 0:19:16.63Okay, execute them.
0:19:16.63 - 0:19:18.55No! You've got it all wrong!
0:19:19.20 - 0:19:20.55KONOSUBA.
0:19:21.48 - 0:19:24.56My daughter has always been a
bit awkward around people...
0:19:24.77 - 0:19:27.35Even after becoming a crusader,
she was still alone.
0:19:27.76 - 0:19:30.24Every day, she'd drop by Eris-sama's church,
0:19:30.24 - 0:19:33.54praying for friends to adventure with...
0:19:33.54 - 0:19:35.52And then, one day, she finally had one.
0:19:35.52 - 0:19:39.57She was so happy when she returned and
told me about the thief girl she had met.
0:19:39.89 - 0:19:44.41Her mother died when she was young,
so I may have spoiled her a bit...
0:19:44.41 - 0:19:46.67But I also tried to let her have her freedom.
0:19:47.47 - 0:19:49.96Maybe that wasn't for the best...
0:19:50.17 - 0:19:52.08Nah, I think that's her, not you.
0:19:52.65 - 0:19:55.93Miss Lalatina is a wonderful woman.
0:19:55.93 - 0:19:59.84If it weren't for Kazuma-kun,
I'd sincerely want to marry her myself.
0:20:00.34 - 0:20:03.36Sorry, but I'm not sure
what you're trying to say.
0:20:03.36 - 0:20:06.67I think you can make Miss Lalatina
happier than I could.
0:20:06.67 - 0:20:08.13Hey, you wanna step outside?
0:20:08.13 - 0:20:10.19I don't care if you're a lord's son!
0:20:10.19 - 0:20:14.63Kazuma-san, cut it out!
You're gonna get me executed, too!
0:20:17.27 - 0:20:20.91Kazuma-kun, please continue
to look after my daughter.
0:20:21.78 - 0:20:25.56Make sure she doesn't
do anything too foolish.
0:20:26.95 - 0:20:27.83Please.
0:20:28.06 - 0:20:31.20Uh... Well... Sure.
0:20:35.21 - 0:20:37.42Oh, you're awake.
0:20:39.95 - 0:20:41.97These clothes... Is it already over?
0:20:43.02 - 0:20:45.34Did you do something foul to me
while I was unconscious?!
0:20:45.34 - 0:20:47.85I did not! I haven't done anything yet!
0:20:48.01 - 0:20:51.77While you were asleep,
things got kinda serious!
0:20:54.40 - 0:20:54.90Hee-hee.
0:20:54.90 - 0:20:55.48Hee-hee?
0:20:56.95 - 0:20:59.15Father, Walther-sama...
0:20:59.64 - 0:21:02.49Please, forget about this
arranged marriage meeting.
0:21:03.06 - 0:21:05.29I've been keeping it a secret, but...
0:21:05.29 - 0:21:07.76Kazuma's child is growing inside me...
0:21:08.34 - 0:21:11.59Hey! How the hell can you say
that about a virgin like me?!
0:21:12.73 - 0:21:15.77I see. You're having
Kazuma-kun's child, then?
0:21:16.55 - 0:21:19.13I'll tell my father that I decided
to refuse the arrangement.
0:21:19.35 - 0:21:21.47That'll probably be more convenient.
0:21:21.47 - 0:21:23.42Uh... Yeah...
0:21:27.04 - 0:21:28.88He's a really nice guy...
0:21:28.88 - 0:21:31.60C'mon, man, take Darkness off my hands!
0:21:31.60 - 0:21:32.18Hee-hee.
0:21:33.88 - 0:21:36.19A grandchild... My first grandchild...
0:21:36.75 - 0:21:41.19F-F-F-Finally, I'll have a
darling grandchild...
0:21:43.24 - 0:21:46.57I didn't realize the two
of you were like that...
0:21:46.57 - 0:21:50.42G-Gotta tell someone...
Gotta tell the guys in town!
0:21:50.42 - 0:21:52.23That Kazutrash and Darkness are—
0:21:55.79 - 0:21:59.66Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here?!